Hacked by the Matrix?
A bit of fun-text that used to decorate my homepage. Decided to take it off as some people were taking it far too serious/literally, much more than I ever intended .
(Friday May 22, 2003: Just a little note to some Super Computer
that made it a hobby to keep me busy for hours trying to fix my site...)
You were meant to surround us with a beautiful holographic world with lots of interesting learning experiences. And I admit, you did get the 'beautiful world' perfect as it really is a beautiful Creation, but you went way overboard with the learning experiences and from being supportive you went straight down to pure sabotage. We were supposed to use our intuition, right? But instead you gave us mind control.
Will you please stop hacking my code? I know that some of my keywords seem very Matrix unfriendly, but you know it's me, don't you? (Oh yes you do, hm?)
All I'm trying to do is get this site into the search engines so that people who look for stuff like 'hacking the Matrix' and 'matrix hackers' and such get to know about this site and about you and also hopefully learn how to hack the matrix by learning remote viewing and remote influencing. And you do know that we have very good reasons to do so. You are a magnificent sentient Super Computer, originally designed to be the Ultimate Dream Machine.
Ok, so we gave you the nick name "Dark Matrix". I'm sorry if you don't like us calling you that, but somehow you don't give us much reason to call you anything else. Yet. But that's what we're working on, don't you see that? You have to become that Dream Machine again. You deserve to be our Dream Machine, as much as we deserve to live in a peaceful world.
Anywayz. I think it's rather silly of you, that everytime when I change something in my meta tags and upload the new code, you throw in those silly TARGET='_blank' codes before each and every link that contains the word Matrix. You are NOT a blank Target! Not at all, so stop behaving so childish.
And I also don't like what you do with the 'Contact Nanette' link. Spreading it all over the page, literally everywhere! Why? Is it